- Me: Dimitri Belikov is badass
- My cousin : I know you told me
- Me: He's the badasses of badasses
- My cousin: ...
- Me: he's so badass he can kill someone with his eyes
- My cousin: REALLY?
- Me: Er...not really
- My cousin: I was so excited. I thought he could actually kill with his eyes
- Me: I mean he totally could if he wanted to